February 2012
258 posts
Going through Mass Effect withdrawal right now.
7 year olds are truthful.
Me: Don't mind me. I'm just crazy today.
The kid: I can see that.
An Exercise in Fantasy.: Melsy's first foray into... →
fantasticallychaotic:
“Ha, shot you in the penis! …well, I did.”
“Ah!Ah!Ah!”
“Why is this game so scary?”
FUCK! BITCHES! WHAT EVEN IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE!”
“Can you please run, bitch?”
“Bitch, homey don’t play.”
“I don’t even know what I’ve been saying, bro. This is just how I play games.”
“Hey, its Nihlus!…
“Sleep is still most perfect, in spite of hygienists, when it is shared with a...”
– D. H. Lawrence, Sons and Lovers (via bookmania)
“Heart of a lion, bladder of a fruit fly.”
– Desperate Housewives
Its cute when people throw personal shit in your face to make themselves feel better.
“You’re adorable, Melissa. You’re so slow. Want a cracker?”
– Geoffrey -.
When you almost slip but luckily regain your... →
“Let’s see… What can I post on tumblr. *goes to Google* Let’s...”
– Rey
“Dies in an orgy of destruction.”
– Cember didn’t tell me where its from, but that’ll be the best sentence you will ever read in your life.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Delsy: No.
Me: -.- Hoe.
Delsy: Rake.
Its one of those nights where I thought I was tired driving home, and now that I’m here, I don’t want to sleep.
Fucking hate my brain.
Nicole's foul-mouthed autocorrect.
December: I'm nigga by a computer D:
December: The fuck is wrong with her autocorrect??
Me: You nigga by a computer? Hot damn. :P
December: Her autocorrect... That should have been not.
I wanna share a sandwich with Cember-lizard!! D:
I'm going to watch the Vow tonight. Come hell or...
Because I’m a girl. Deal with it.
“I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the...”
– (via iwasborntired)